Ghost Story: Do not hit the Enter key

I am a geek, a standard geek.
¡¡¡¡Not the network itself attracted me, but because I love the night that peace, as I had worked so obsessively and friends together like the impetuous carnival. I think perhaps one day I will return to the hustle and bustle impetuous, called the law the law of extremes meet. Study wall clock above the door rang about 12 points.

backup text message ¡¡¡¡I'm sitting at a computer desk, turned right, he pulled open the curtains and screens. Window has been open, because in the middle of the night in this study often smoking, that person is me. At this point, I do not want the day Rangrang the crowd, as long as the sky was clear and my cigarettes with me, a cigarette hanging from the mask of hypocrisy is much more reliable and credible people, it is true. Take a deep a familiar air, line of sight of the dark outside the window, across the floor, the lights went out early, and even the outline of building no longer exists. Yes, that moment I was idealistic, as long as I do not want to exist, it does not exist, and is very real to ignore.

¡¡¡¡I'm not sleepy, because today is the weekend, my weekend. Casually into a chat room, find someone to step into the room up, watching them chat or cry or laugh, or play, or trouble, I did not speak, do not want to talk. Approached the friends over without success, walk away, I laughed at the side of the screen, for their own with the power of this silence and denial.

¡¡¡¡"Afraid of me? Oh." This remark evoked interest in my chat.

"Not afraid! Hey, I am demon, perhaps it is also more afraid." I replied.

¡¡¡¡I do not know why, since the beginning of our dialogue, chat room after another to leave, only one will work to only two of us individuals.

¡¡¡¡"People? They are afraid of you here?" I asked with a laugh.

¡¡¡¡"They all hang out, to start tomorrow morning." He said dismissively. "Why?" I'm confused, did not he is a hacker? I think.

¡¡¡¡"Because I want to give you a man tell my story. Remember, I said, you do not hit the Enter key!"

"Why should I listen to your story? I chosen to hit the Enter key!" Once on shore, the words struck me heavily hit the Enter key, made in the past.

backup sms ¡¡¡¡Issue that moment, I am a little regret, I admit it was curious, I want to hear his story, but I hit the Enter key is more curious what will happen. But, too late, I have knocked everything inevitable happened. Study in the chandelier suddenly "snap" to flash a spark children off immediately, and without the slightest warning. I think I may be building power failure, often this is the case. However, in front of the computer screen was on, our chats are still displayed correctly.

¡¡¡¡Ò»Came straight out of the window open blustery voice, windows and window frames of the crash in the middle of the night is particularly harsh. I move the boss chair to the window, the dark window at the no wind signs, they simply accompanied by no wind, the wind opening closed, then open then close ... ... mind went blank, I stand up to close the windows, the room dark and separated out the window the night, so I would feel a lot safer.

¡¡¡¡When I was about to hit the window right hand trembling hands, the screen through the dim light, I saw a pale woman's hand, caught faster than my hand and gently close the window. I have a long hush breath, patted racing in the chest. But wrong! In such a night, in this study, where only one person I never! Home moms, mother in the bedroom next door must have already gone to sleep.

¡¡¡¡This hand? The woman's hand is this? Is it? That is indeed a hand, just one hand or one hand there is no arm. I would only slowly retracted along the direction of the hands looked, eyes stopped at a computer screen, this hand actually comes from there!

¡¡¡¡The original chat screen has been replaced by a woman in the head. Long black hair covered her entire face her hair fishes continuously to take on my computer desk, spread out the keyboard. Between the drops of blood from black hair to flow down a bit from the keyboard and then flows to the floor beneath my feet.

¡¡¡¡I just want to escape, escape this study, but the body seems to be nailed to the computer chair, limbs limp drunk. Efforts to open his mouth, lips that exclaimed "OMG" shape, but actually unable to pronounce any sound throat.

¡¡¡¡Bird just close the window of the hand, slowly stretched me, and I involuntary efforts by the chair. Hands off my fingers it will double the cigarette butts dropped on the floor, press interest in the ashtray in front of me, and soon after to retract into the display. I just sat, sat only, any part of my body no longer belongs to me, the only feeling is that my hairs erect, air infiltration from my every pore, I'm sure I'm shaking, shook.

¡¡A desolate empty after the woman's voice from the hair came Youde: "I said do not hit the Enter key, and now I have to personally tell the story for you, Daddy." sms backup

Ghost stories: ghost stories ten a dilemma (1)

(1) ghost Suoming

There was a man, he has a girlfriend. He more than anyone in the world love her. But one day his girlfriend left him mercilessly, even did not give him a reason. By others to watch their girlfriend shopping arm in arm, he'd rather die, lose his mind. Finally one day he killed his girlfriend. Originally, he intended to kill her after the suicide. However, when the death was that life is precious. After that day he was troubled by nightmares, dreams, his girlfriend was naked, disheveled, red tongue hanging, the fingers like a hook to him Suoming. Tortured by nightmares of his bone shaped like a pin, one day he gets a priest has been seeking out. record desktop video

Taoist priest asked him to do three things First, the good buried body of his girlfriend Secondly, his girlfriend wearing pajamas burned alive Third, wash the pants hidden

¡¡¡¡ Everything must be completed before a three-shift, or there will be fatal disaster! He followed the priest's orders to do everything very carefully, but it was pieces of the pants but could not find out how. Soon three-shift, and large drops of perspiration dripping from his face all the carpet wet.

In the three-shift, when he will be found that pieces of clots of blood, but the rub is that no matter how how not wash off. This time the strong wind was blowing, thunder and lightning. The windows were wind swaying left and right flap, broken glass makes the sound more gripped with a sudden all the lights Quanmie, the whole house was dark.

¡¡¡¡Lightning, I saw his girlfriend wearing pajamas stained with blood, eyes dripping blood, his face grim, pointing to his snapped: "Do you know why you wash off the blood??" He was a lousy one words can not say

¡¡Girlfriend continued: "Because you did not use Diaopai detergent, stupid."

(2) Night event ghost

¡¡¡¡¡¡Is already too much the night, a taxi driver decided to pull a passenger to go home, but the road has not many people. Drivers driving without a purpose, find the white rock in front of a, waving at him, had a quiet night with one hand, a sudden unnatural, and, had such a situation reminiscent of the kind of thing do not want to think of , that is a ghost! ! ! webcam video

¡¡¡¡Finally, the driver can still decide to pull her, the man got on, with the miserable and hoarse voice said: "Please cremate plant." Driver Jiling shivering. Does she really down ... ... he could not think, do not dare down thought. He was very sorry, but there are only actually sent her to the destination quickly.

The woman handsome face, pale face, all the way no words, creepy. The driver really can not continue to go on from where she was going to close, he had an excuse, stammered: "Miss, I am sorry, not in front of a U-turn, you walk on, already near. "The woman nodded and asked:" How much is that? "the driver said quickly:" Come, come,

¡¡¡¡You are a woman, is not easy to come here so late, forget it! "" That's how the nerve. "" So be it! "The driver insisted. Fail to beat the woman," Well, thank you! "Then, open the door ... ...

The driver turned to launch vehicles, but did not hear the voice of car door, then back too far ... ... how the woman gone so fast? He looked at the recoil, no! Car front, left, right, after all! Does she like disappeared?

¡¡¡¡¡¡Driver's curiosity that he wanted to find out what he got out, came to the door on the side did not, "Is the woman's gone up so quickly, or she is ... ..." he collapsed, just to out of here, a bloody hand on his shoulder, he turned around, the woman standing in front of him Manlianshixue talking. "Master! Please do not stop when the next stop in the ditch next to ... ..."

(3) two people

¡¡¡¡¡¡In a remote village, a trail on a straight poles, strange to say, often been in that accident. Soon a pair of young men and women knocked down by careless riding, killed on the spot. One night, five-year-old blog and the way home after his mother there, little blog Suddenly: "Mom, there are two poles." Mom holding his hand quickly away, said: "Children should not talk nonsense! "But it quickly spread, and one day, a reporter to interview a small blog to let him take him to the place where a car accident, big big little blog that brought him, the reporter asked:" Where ? "Little Chi pointed above, the reporter looked up poles hung a sign that read: Traffic safety is everyone's responsibility

(4) complaints of the three ghosts

One day, when they met in God shopping! They said to God, they died a sad death, I hope they go to heaven! God is frustration that too many households in heaven now, were full. But now there is a quota! You say, see who die the most miserable, let who go to heaven!

¡¡¡¡Thus, the first ghost began ... ... I was a cleaner during his lifetime. Work very hard! From morning till night! One day, I was a building out of Cabo! Is the kind of hanging on the outside of the dangerous work at height! In more than 30 F! Suddenly, my foot slipped, and slipped fell out! I think that over! Die! But allow me to survive in the unconscious of the scratch! Fortunately, I grabbed the railing of a balcony, in the 13th floor. I would like to have saved! So like so got it together after the climb!

¡¡¡¡Unexpectedly, suddenly it was a strike with fists of my hands, I fall down! I think that I really finished the next! However, I decided life should not, under a tent to catch me, I am glad the German plot Past sure! Like so got it together to go. Who knows, fall above a refrigerator, and kills me!

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¡¡¡¡The second ghost said ... ... I was a clerk before his death. Anything better, I have a wife, beautiful. Great body! However, flowering is a little water. I have a mild heart attack. Forgot to bring medicine to work one day, I get to go home. A door and saw his wife messy hair, Yishanbuzheng. Certainly adulterer. Full House so I find the kitchen are also looking to find toilet, did not find. To the balcony, I found two hands pawing at the railing, I thought: adulterer! So a strike with fists of his hands. I thought, 13th floor! You look drop dead!

¡¡¡¡I saw the results, actually did not die! Were tent caught! I'm anxious, so Full House looking into the kitchen and found that the refrigerator is large enough, then dropped to the refrigerator. He finally killed it! I was so happy! Laughing. Surprisingly, myocardial ridge Cypriot smile, died laughing!

¡¡¡¡The third ghost said ... ... I am alive is a small fry, but I did nothing wrong! One day I went to a female friend's house shaking! Just after finishing things, her husband suddenly back! I have to find a place to hide. So look for the kitchen, the toilet is also looking for, and eventually found their home refrigerators big, so I hid in the refrigerator gone! I do not understand how her husband know that I am in the refrigerator, the refrigerator he actually dropped from the 13th floor to go!

¡¡¡¡I like carrying the man killed the fridge!

(5) ghost toilet case

¡¡¡¡Chu Yang stopping by to go to rural children, and relatives in the chat, relatives told him that there was something fishy about the toilet, but what you do not accept ghost, ghosts will not hurt you. The reason may be acclimatized to the evening, Chu Yang terrible pain to the stomach. Is no way, Chu Yang had with horror to, bite the bullet and went to the toilet. Chu Yang to just squat down, we heard the voices of ghosts: ¡¡

¡¡"To the red white toilet paper or toilet paper?" Chu Yang to know that things can not accept a ghost, he replied: "I have been with the newspaper." It appears to be suffering from dysentery Chu Yang, and after a short time, Yang Chu and ran to the toilet, but this time, he was not scared anymore.

¡¡¡¡Chu Yang back to see a ghost, You Shen shot, said: "to" Youth Daily "or" Central Daily "?"

WM Sound Recorder ¡¡¡¡"I have been using sports newspaper." Night, Chu Yang to the Third to the toilet. "To" Youth Sports "or" Sports Central "?" Ghost asked. "...... I am ...... I just want to pee. "

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Typical joke: baby evil (3) March 5, 2000

¡¡¡¡Today, I just dry diaper to find that he is not in the bed, all over the world to find, finally, to Yat-day half way home to find him, how he could climb so fast? Perhaps, the children are in want a father. Kids, do not worry, maybe next year we will be able to a family reunion.

¡¡¡¡January 6, 2001desktop video

Villagers know that we a good friend, and say this is the perfect match, perfect match, we are approaching the Court was advised to go for a declaration of Li Yuan missing, saying that we can get married. You find out the back, told me in frustration, but also wait for six months to apply. I can wait. I have too much happiness.

¡¡¡¡January 9, 2001

¡¡¡¡But today there's something, let me uneasy: Yat-day laundry when I suddenly heard the house "Tuk tuk tuk" sound of the beat. I said, boy, do not play, do not knock. Can not stop the sound. Passing a mind like a black lightning, the fear of memories hit me a shiver involuntarily.

¡¡¡¡"I told you not to play, and Mom did not like the sound." I went to the side edge roar. Children squatting on the floor hands behind, apparently just now knocking at the floor. "Hand it over!" I'm angry.

Children did not move, try to retreat back. I pulled him over, snatched his hand things. Flanagan shot a damn pipe down! Is nothing but Flanagan. The child cried, peering at me, eyes glowing Shuoshuo. Dark red, is a dark red, it expanded! I squatted on the ground, half a day without it.

¡¡¡¡August 18, 2001

¡¡¡¡Dream come true, today, we finally got married! Yat-day, let us forget it, forget the original Li, forget the past and the uneasy, and today I am your bride, your immaculate bride.

¡¡¡¡However, halfway through the wedding, when I saw Zhangma rush came and said: "I deserve to die, ah, I'm worried to death, that child was missing." Village for guests grouped separately to find. Suddenly, the mountain foot of the mountain, coming and going of the torch is everywhere, everywhere is the high and low cry. Months after the hour, people start arriving home, they answer very much the same: "I did not see." "Strange, how to not have it." It was proposed that the police, maybe people Guaipao, can catch the morning papers back. They all nodded in agreement.

¡¡¡¡Police station, the county's police have arrived, people gradually quiet, yet only a child stop crying.

¡¡¡¡I also heard someone come out and shouted: "Your children are not in the house crying? Listen!" Some people say: "No, I just come out." Police who propose to go in and see, people followed the go, filed into the room, a room of people, the quilt under the bed, rummaging through to find the right, or not. Mayor motioned for silence, everyone Shenzhuobozai, listen.

¡¡¡¡After about half a cigarette in the work, and sure enough, came the cry again. This time we hear, and agreed that it was there from the north came a large wardrobe. A few people to open cabinets, the inside big things to all hang out, or empty.

¡¡¡¡Did not stop crying this time, become continuous shouts and crisp! Like sorrow, of triumph, yet also seemed to fear, only Modoribashi will happen under the evil Mastermind Duopo voice! Some people are alarmed, some transfixed, and some trepidation, only a few people are aware of their task, they are busy divvying up the wardrobe to move away, it sounds clearer than the original, and people finally noticed That sound is from the devil cries cupboard in the wall after coming out!

record desktop video ¡¡¡¡I have been frightened, feel dizzy, trance, stumbling walk the wall, after a while child, only to see a dozen stout arms were busy tearing down walls. Shortly afterwards, there appeared a hole, a dry pale skeleton stands impressively against the wall, and sealing the wall when the Li Yuan's body is lying flat £¡

¡¡¡¡Joe watched in despair Yat-day mess, his face pale, my heart is broken

¡¡¡¡Lee of the original, he pound a ghost, in that fatal night of August 1, Nazhen "Tap Benedict" is dying when he beat the walls! In our issue of the devil driven involuntary scream of bliss, he just laid to the dead, but he was viciously evil ghosts possessed in our children. Him with all kinds of strange behavior to torment us! Let him in the foot with the bones howl!



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The classic joke: road to death

Woke up this morning, suddenly found that the alarm did not go off accidentally.

Manager Zhou thinking goes hand full of gloating and grinning expression, wild side of hastily grabbed a piece of bread into her mouth.

SMS Transfer Three years of work, the text unexpectedly never late and leave early, this is so has been looking for opportunities to buckle Manager Zhou is always on his salary can not start. Today ... ... he thought of my colleagues last night drunk intoxicated Lao Chen's facial expression and face full of indignation, "Do you know how the capitalist exploitation of workers do? Increase working hours and reduce wages. Damn, Bill. Cover Heights are not Zhou Papi hard, I do not be late for five minutes? ... ... "

¡¡Unfortunately, adults with poor manager, the most famous modern Chinese history that the landowners clan, even more unfortunate is that early development of the company under the strict rules for Gao Yubao have nowhere to sue.

He added the footsteps disease, heart full of money will be deducted first anger.

¡¡Sky overcast, light rain, the bus station side of the text unexpectedly stood, anxiously looking at the foggy road. Suddenly a burst of cold wind blows, and he hit a cold war.

He had never seen a white bus waltz came, he looked around curiously indifferent to the passengers, there only after the bus all the way Yeah, they waiting for? No time to reflect on his rushing into the already activated in the white car.

Morning in a crowded city, it is peak time for work, but the car but he is not crowded, and even left the last two seats. This text unexpectedly every day to catch the bus, but it is the first time that the car would have a seat. He did not think carefully, his mind just want to drive a little bit faster, earlier arrived at the destination.

Compartment is very quiet, even the car itself is not making a start like sound. This paper is really a very delicate unexpectedly very strange journey. He has grown used to noisy and noisy, he is always full of all kinds around the various purposes for people coming and going running, and even he himself is in a cycle can not maintain a busy calm.

¡¡In such circumstances, the text began imperceptibly unexpectedly meditation, from childhood to now commonplace ideals, the first woman from the love of self that is now chic to often wake up in the middle of the night alone in the world, from the distant hope be successful in his parents to depend on others like the current working life, from the abstinence goal in life determined to put a smile to please the boss is around or worry about, "Zhou Papi," the unpaid wages ... ... He wanted a lot, thought crest, again and again and to many the idea of divergent, if the trance muddy clearly relive their earlier life ... ...

¡¡ Vehicles have stopped, a delicate featured, stamped with a five-year-old woman's little boy got on, mother and son sitting on the last bus seat to unexpectedly around in the text. The little boy wore a navy blue short-sleeved, lively and lovely, he spoke loudly against the mother, mother smiling, explaining, finally has a trace of anger in the car. "A man can only take a seat." Face of the conductor is a dark young man, and looked indifferent, dull sound.

"He was just a child, it does not matter." The little boy hugged his mother, protective nature, shone. "No, a person must go." There is no discussion in the conductor said coldly. "But ... ..." "But what, or go on a person, or went down." "That I'm standing right now, children sit."

¡¡Unexpectedly strange people around the text is so indifferent, so he handed the bus the first time to see, can not help but heart gas. However, fierce look at the way the conductor, did not dare to dispute that statement, but subconsciously stood up to the seat that his mother, really, he did not used to sitting, working eight hours a day he is sitting ... ... "Thank you!" his mother smiled, feeling that helping others to keep him warm.

"Then you go!" The conductor's eyes turned to the dense text unexpectedly. He saw a dark gloomy face without expression, I do not know how even some cold, sense of justice comes out the hearts of just a flash gone. He suddenly found himself not buy a ticket, the only responsibility of the conductor is to keep the car seems to have extra passengers. "I'll be at your station." "I said no, the car seat does not allow the extra people there." Conductor no concessions, far better than Zhou Papi also ruthless! Contacts Transfer

"What is the attitude of ... ..." he whispered, muttered, cars could not find a trace of sympathy in the eyes, bowed his head everyone is not saying a word, he just stood empty middle compartment, Renxinbugu Yeah, he thought ... ... the bus abruptly stopped, the door opened, the conductor looked at his head, not saying a word. Wen unexpectedly bitterly of the car and bike looked dazzling white bus silently away, open on the bridge of a strange style, gradually disappeared in the dense fog in the ... ... ¡¡

He suddenly did not know where they should go, trance do not know why the car on, I just feel life is like a big dream, impetuous Red, Lengnuanzizhi ... ... what ideas he was trying to comfort himself, but still could not help but grief, the rain hits you bit by bit, cold cold ... He suddenly remembered something ... look at the table as only memory was that this is the way to work, late has been set, Manager Zhou face flash in front of the heart suddenly surprised, nothing in sight, do not know the ... ...

Man woke up unexpectedly, the sight of a colleague Lao Chen, "Great, Wen unexpectedly you in a coma for three days and nights, finally woke up!" He feel so sore, "Where am I? "" This is the hospital Yeah, count your life large, live in a car accident you're the only one who survived. "

Manager Zhou's voice rang, "Wen unexpectedly do not worry, you are at work on the road accident, the company reimburse all medical expenses ... ..." Lao Chen winked to him, teasing Manager Zhou sudden kindness, But they immediately replaced with a bleak expression, "Oh, really Cana, especially the little boy's clothes were stained blue, the ... ..."

sms backup "Ah! ... ..." He thought that the child was wearing a navy blue, think of the mother of that same good looks, think of the conductor that looks strange, thought he had never seen the car and the bridge, suddenly seemed to understand what a burst of cold heart and closed his eyes.

Claw Machine Party

Claw machine of the party ... hope to have no brain ... I love the stars who slip of the tongue ... ... and the "daily life more healthy nervous" as the motto to live happy and Happy ... view of the memory is not very good ... so I only remember a few seemingly not very embarrassing ... who do not want to see my family ... my jacket is embarrassing him on a hundred ...
1 ... First of all ask you a joke of a melon out of a car accident ... what has become ...
One day after school ... and who go home with my family (back home ...) ... I tell him the joke ... he thought the results turned around and asked me why I have not seen ... I just heard my people say "Oh "... jokes ... too much focus on giant crude hit a very strong sense of being a long gray concrete pillars on the ... ... to hit it would have hit the peak of coming and going from school ... although many people did not pay attention to it ... but then my family bit to see me hit the post and especially the heroic ... laugh ... So ... ... a kind of feeling was again after the crowd ... he put his signature changed Q: look at the road to walk, carefully hit the column. The silence of my eggs set ...

desktop video That joke answer is: Why is the watermelon ... ... because "outside the bruising internal bleeding ..."

2 ... ... my house or school on the road who said one thing I do not agree then the following dialogue took place ...
Me: Nonsense, you fart!
Him: how not civilized ... you are the fart ...
Me:you fart!
Him:you fart…
I: You are fart fart you are!
He (very reluctantly): OK, OK ... I fart I fart ...
My (pitiful tone of voice): you you you ... even when the fart also and I fight for ... hum ... (I'm in the end, what bar ah head was pumping lift tables)
So ... once again by his preaching everywhere ... I was once again kind of feeling of onlookers ...

3 ... ... One day I rot properties between classes ... our class boys in the classroom computer to play King of Fighters (really amount to anything ...) A boy is trying to finger movement because it took no time to eat the ham ... he ... he ... he ... he ... the sausage in the mouth with my left rot man ... (but he does not recognize his life and death rot) suddenly came into my deep sentence:You say he's ... including how to then that Shane Leng Leng ... ... I slap hit him back then: I will not say at the most out of their own YY ah! ! !
(Although I have long gray rot but still shy ...) He: (laughing, to hide) you look like, look like? ... I blushed ...: I've seen where that was not any kind! ... Moment of silence ... we all come together ... and then he asked me ...: You are so rotten the size of what are ... ... ... I do not know what: just read the manga but it is still no concept of the ah ... ... ... While we were discussing The size of the problem ... when suddenly the girls sitting behind him tapped him ... smile to the sentence: XX with you how the sausage ... so thick. ... How so thick ... so thick ... thick ... I'm with him ... silence ...
Girl you whatever the outcome, whatever the outcome is not so rotten little attention to points shy girl let's not point so! ! ! record desktop video